While browsing patterns on etsy, as I often do, I came across this little number.
What, awesome readers, is this? A jumper on drugs? Paper bag? Clown suit? Some throw back to 1570s men's breeches?
|Lo! Thoust hath pilfered mine breeches!|
The mini dresses are quite cute, the pants/tops combos are also very cute. So what is that crazy thing in the middle? Maternity swim suit?
The back of the package didn't give me any better answers I'm afraid.
So I'm appealing to you, awesome readers. What is this thing? (Scroll Down for answer)
Edit: Thanks to Myra's help, I noticed a small line I didn't see on the pattern back beforehand. This is the world's most awful swimsuit.